(July 3, 2015 at 5:08 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: It's official I'm running for president!!! Like some of my colleagues co-runners I have chosen the Internet to announce my run for White House.
Vote for me because I want to live in a White House where I'll have almost infinite amount of servants providing me with most luxurious and carefree life possible. Also, I will be enormously popular with tons of pussy at my disposal. I also want to show my ex-schoolmates and my ex-teachers that I'm far better then them and to all bitches that didn't want to date me to give something to be grin about.
It's not just about being treated like a God for 4 or 8 years I also want to make lots of business connections, so that once I get out of that shameless worship of one person place, I'm totally secured monetarily by first getting lots of money from big corporations to indulge their ridiculous, greedy schemes and second, to get some other data that will help me even after my therm to keep piling up big bucks.
And also, since I'm a sentimentalist. I want to enter the history books and through that gain some sort of afterlife in hearts and minds of many big and small Americans and people of other nations that will remember my name and know me trough legends that some of my lackeys will invent during my WH stay.
So
FAKE MESSIAH 2016!!
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Don't you know honest politicians never get elected.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
