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If you were to create your own religion..

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If you were to create your own religion..
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RE: If you were to create your own religion..
July 6, 2015 at 1:36 am
(July 6, 2015 at 1:09 am)ComradeMeow Wrote:
(July 6, 2015 at 1:06 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Bring back the temple prostitutes.

Do you realize that Divine Whoredom has created many sore fannies? You should not expect womankind to work so hard when their fannies are delicate!  Angry
Women are the primary backers of religions.  They like to suffer for their favorite deity.  All of the Catholic nuns think that they will spend eternity banging Jesus.    The Mormon women want to be some guy's termite queen and churn out enough babies to populate his world.  The muslim women think that they will be part of some super stud's harem in paradise.  If there was a religion with temple prostitutes the place would be stuffed to the rafters with hookers for the god.
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RE: If you were to create your own religion.. - by Wyrd of Gawd - July 6, 2015 at 1:36 am

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