(July 12, 2015 at 9:27 pm)Beccs Wrote: Miracle:
I got up this morning.
Praise be to Bastet (it was a cat that woke me up).
Bastet is the perfect name for a cat. So versatile. It can take any adjective - lazy, greedy, hairy, aaahgerroffmeyoufucking, and so on.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'