I've always felt that the great flood is a perfect illustration of what a bumbling, incompetent klutz jehovah really is.
Any halfway decent deity would've just struck all the evil people down with something amusingly terminal like exploding hemorrhoids.
But no, the best Yo-Yo can come up is to destroy the whole biosphere in the most inefficent manner he can think of.
Any halfway decent deity would've just struck all the evil people down with something amusingly terminal like exploding hemorrhoids.
But no, the best Yo-Yo can come up is to destroy the whole biosphere in the most inefficent manner he can think of.
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.