Share your atheist joke

[Ephrium]

I note the subtitle of the forum headline is'your daily dose of reason'. I have a real life joke dealing with reason:

I was with a lady. I am interested in her culture, and ss I asked her'If you see a human corpse in front of you will you be scared?'

She Replied:"Of course! Won't you be scared!?"

I replied no.

She asked why.

I had seen lots of corpses before, bu t did not reply because it will not serve much purpose in this mundane conversation.

Then I said: "I fear live people more!"

We both laughed out, realising how true, logical and obvious this is.