From the joke thread:
I laughed so fucking hard at this one.
(January 5, 2017 at 7:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A few days ago, I was nice enough to tell a lady on the bus that she had semen on the back of her shirt. She said, 'Thank you, but it's probably just yogurt.'
I said, 'Nah, I'm pretty sure I don't ejaculate yogurt.'
Boru
I laughed so fucking hard at this one.