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An Invitation

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An Invitation
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An Invitation
May 30, 2013 at 12:15 pm
Oh ye who don't believe, have you not heard of the majesty of the Celestial Teapot? Repent now and be saved! All you have to do is read the Holy Tea Leaf Manifesto and accept, in your heart, the fact that there is a teapot somewhere in the asteroid belt. Do that and you will enter a hereafter where the righteous enjoy the best blends of tea imaginable. Refuse to do this and you will enter a hereafter where the damned only have stale tea.
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An Invitation

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An Invitation - by The Skeletal Atheist - May 30, 2013 at 12:15 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Cato - May 30, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Minimalist - May 30, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: An Invitation - by The Skeletal Atheist - May 30, 2013 at 12:30 pm
RE: An Invitation - by little_monkey - May 30, 2013 at 12:29 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Minimalist - May 30, 2013 at 1:26 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Cato - May 30, 2013 at 2:16 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Ryantology - May 30, 2013 at 2:18 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Cato - May 30, 2013 at 2:25 pm
RE: An Invitation - by pocaracas - May 30, 2013 at 2:26 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Minimalist - May 30, 2013 at 6:28 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Faith No More - May 30, 2013 at 2:44 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Jackalope - May 30, 2013 at 3:20 pm
RE: An Invitation - by The Skeletal Atheist - May 30, 2013 at 5:33 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Faith No More - May 30, 2013 at 6:02 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Angrboda - May 30, 2013 at 3:29 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Gilgamesh - May 30, 2013 at 3:35 pm
RE: An Invitation - by little_monkey - May 30, 2013 at 5:38 pm
RE: An Invitation - by The Skeletal Atheist - May 30, 2013 at 5:44 pm
RE: An Invitation - by little_monkey - May 30, 2013 at 5:54 pm
RE: An Invitation - by The Skeletal Atheist - May 30, 2013 at 6:01 pm
RE: An Invitation - by little_monkey - May 30, 2013 at 7:30 pm
RE: An Invitation - by JesusHChrist - May 30, 2013 at 5:47 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Kayenneh - May 30, 2013 at 5:54 pm
RE: An Invitation - by The Skeletal Atheist - May 30, 2013 at 6:02 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Angrboda - May 30, 2013 at 6:10 pm
RE: An Invitation - by Kayenneh - May 30, 2013 at 5:56 pm



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