When asked if the 3 boys walking with her in public or at the hospital she worked at were hers: "Yeah, wanna buy one?"
When told to go to hell: "Careful, when you get there I'll be in charge."
"I'm not going to kick you out at 18, I'm raising you so that you won't want to stay."
When me and my two brothers would trail behind her in a public place: "Quack quack".
The night after dinner where my younger brother divulged the fact that I was sexually active, Mom opens my bedroom door flips on the light and states: "You'll have an industrial sized box of rubbers tomorrow. If I learn that you have gotten a girl pregnant I won't say anything. I'll just come in, poor kerosene on your balls and light a match. Goodnight." Turns light off and shuts door.
When told to go to hell: "Careful, when you get there I'll be in charge."
"I'm not going to kick you out at 18, I'm raising you so that you won't want to stay."
When me and my two brothers would trail behind her in a public place: "Quack quack".
The night after dinner where my younger brother divulged the fact that I was sexually active, Mom opens my bedroom door flips on the light and states: "You'll have an industrial sized box of rubbers tomorrow. If I learn that you have gotten a girl pregnant I won't say anything. I'll just come in, poor kerosene on your balls and light a match. Goodnight." Turns light off and shuts door.
