My niece is superior to me in every respect.

[Violet]

So I'm at the dentist's, and I was sittin in the chair crookedly.
So the dentist lady says to me, "You need to be straighter."
And the Niakoala said, "Why does everyone keep saying that?!"
And as a response to that she says, "Wait... what?"
And to cover up I say, "What?" O.o

Then there was this awkward silence, and I finally said, "I think we're having an awkward moment..."
And she said, "I think you have a cavity."

After that, I asked her if she knew that dentists have the highest suicide rate of the occupation world.

She did not.

So I then asked her if she had ever thought about committing suicide.

She had not.

So I told her she should prolly look into that... you know: to keep up the stereotype.

It's times like these that make me recognize how replaceable I am