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AF Testimonials
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AF Testimonials
I put this in the humor section because there might be some amusing responses but please share your testimony even if it’s as serious as a heart attack or a tear jerker.

So how has Atheist forums changed your life for the better?

Since I’ve been coming here I’ve stopped hanging out with my friends, stopped calling my sponsor, stopped going to meetings, stopped showing up to mass on time, stopped receiving holy communion, increase in blasphemy and repugnance for Religion, mockery of the redemptive work of Jesus Christ, lukewarm and almost nonexistent prayer life,...

... got back into pornography (which I quit in August), major increase in the frequency of masturbation, and a recognition that Religious beliefs are dangerous and irrational (and that to have them only leads to a wasted, dull, and delusional life)

I’m gradually becoming more of an agnostic who will demand that God show himself before I consecrate my life to him.

Also, I posted pornographic images of myself online, thanks to AF, which I haven’t done before. I’m hoping that is a step closer to making a hardcore video with some local sluts.

My urgent message to my fellow Theists is drop the superstitious beliefs and there is a miracle waitin 4 ya right around the corner Big Grin
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AF Testimonials - by Phatt Matt s - April 1, 2014 at 4:32 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 1, 2014 at 8:52 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by Chad32 - April 1, 2014 at 9:09 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by Minimalist - April 1, 2014 at 9:23 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by Chad32 - April 1, 2014 at 9:34 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 1, 2014 at 11:24 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by Chad32 - April 1, 2014 at 11:35 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by SteelCurtain - April 1, 2014 at 9:23 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by Phatt Matt s - April 2, 2014 at 1:46 am
RE: AF Testimonials - by SteelCurtain - April 2, 2014 at 3:02 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by Phatt Matt s - April 2, 2014 at 3:04 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by ShaMan - April 1, 2014 at 9:30 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 1, 2014 at 11:37 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by Faith No More - April 2, 2014 at 12:07 am
RE: AF Testimonials - by Phatt Matt s - April 2, 2014 at 6:51 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by SteelCurtain - April 2, 2014 at 7:17 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by Phatt Matt s - April 2, 2014 at 11:05 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by Phatt Matt s - April 9, 2014 at 1:20 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by Chas - April 9, 2014 at 2:20 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by No_God - April 9, 2014 at 1:38 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 9, 2014 at 2:17 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by No_God - April 9, 2014 at 2:39 pm
RE: AF Testimonials - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 9, 2014 at 3:06 pm



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