Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

[Ravenshire]

Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev777

Now you're preaching and nothing more. Why don't you fuck yourself with a cactus. No, better yet. Give your gawd a cactus and a belt and let it fuck you with a strap on cactus.

Dear gawd titty nipples and free wonder in the what the why are boogers levitating in ocean!!!

That makes about as much sense as the shit you're spouting.

Seriously, dumb-ass. You want to convince us? Evidence. Testable, verifiable evidence from REPUTABLE sources.

Evidence or shut the fuck up.
















I'll bet you're enjoying all the attention aren't you? Probably the real reason you're here.

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this is not a joke

Oh, for fuck's sake. Yes it is. You're the only one who doesn't get it.

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Is there sex in heaven?

*badly sung, way out of tune*

If heaven ain't a lot like porn vids, then I don't wannnna go...