RE: The You Can't Make This Shit Up Department
July 8, 2014 at 8:48 pm
(This post was last modified: July 8, 2014 at 8:48 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
-and yet
When we point out that walmart and companies like walmart are ruining our country we don't get apologies. That's reserved for the moments when they find nazi fetish kitsch on their shelves.
When we point out that walmart and companies like walmart are ruining our country we don't get apologies. That's reserved for the moments when they find nazi fetish kitsch on their shelves.
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