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Your revelation
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Your revelation
One of the odd things about the bible (and the quran) is the level of minor detail. That God, in one of his few direct communications with mankind, tells them not to boil a goat in its own milk. Or precise instructions on what to do If two men have a fight and a woman steps in and grabs one of their ballsacks. I mean how often does that come up?!

So let's say 6000 odd years ago. You're god. You have a limited word count. What would YOU impart to mankind?

Germ theory?
How to make flushable loos?
Women are people too?

What would your message be?
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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Your revelation - by Jacob(smooth) - July 13, 2014 at 6:31 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Darwinian - July 13, 2014 at 6:37 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Dystopia - July 13, 2014 at 6:38 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Wyrd of Gawd - July 14, 2014 at 2:53 am
RE: Your revelation - by FreeTony - July 13, 2014 at 6:39 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Nine - July 13, 2014 at 6:40 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Shaggy - July 13, 2014 at 6:43 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Nine - July 13, 2014 at 6:50 pm
RE: Your revelation - by ShaMan - July 13, 2014 at 6:46 pm
RE: Your revelation - by The Valkyrie - July 13, 2014 at 6:47 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Cato - July 14, 2014 at 9:46 am
RE: Your revelation - by Cyberman - July 13, 2014 at 6:53 pm
RE: Your revelation - by ShaMan - July 13, 2014 at 7:22 pm
RE: Your revelation - by The Valkyrie - July 13, 2014 at 6:56 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Minimalist - July 13, 2014 at 6:57 pm
RE: Your revelation - by The Valkyrie - July 13, 2014 at 6:58 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Cyberman - July 13, 2014 at 6:57 pm
RE: Your revelation - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - July 13, 2014 at 7:19 pm
RE: Your revelation - by The Valkyrie - July 13, 2014 at 7:24 pm
RE: Your revelation - by ShaMan - July 13, 2014 at 7:36 pm
RE: Your revelation - by CapnAwesome - July 13, 2014 at 7:35 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Marsellus Wallace - July 13, 2014 at 7:44 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Violet - July 13, 2014 at 8:13 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Napoléon - July 13, 2014 at 8:34 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Angrboda - July 13, 2014 at 8:53 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Jackalope - July 13, 2014 at 9:06 pm
RE: Your revelation - by vorlon13 - July 13, 2014 at 9:12 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Jenny A - July 13, 2014 at 9:15 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Cyberman - July 13, 2014 at 9:18 pm
RE: Your revelation - by The Valkyrie - July 13, 2014 at 9:31 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Dystopia - July 13, 2014 at 9:27 pm
RE: Your revelation - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 14, 2014 at 7:29 am

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