Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: April 28, 2024, 4:15 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Muhammad sticks his nose into reality and fails miserably
#1
Muhammad sticks his nose into reality and fails miserably
Quote:حَدَّثَنَا أَبُو بَكْرِ بْنُ أَبِي شَيْبَةَ، وَعَمْرٌو النَّاقِدُ، كِلاَهُمَا عَنِ الأَسْوَدِ بْنِ عَامِرٍ، - قَالَ أَبُو بَكْرٍ حَدَّثَنَا أَسْوَدُ بْنُ عَامِرٍ، - حَدَّثَنَا حَمَّادُ بْنُ سَلَمَةَ، عَنْ هِشَامِ بْنِ عُرْوَةَ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ، عَنْ عَائِشَةَ، وَعَنْ ثَابِتٍ، عَنْ أَنَسٍ، أَنَّ النَّبِيَّ صلى الله عليه وسلم مَرَّ بِقَوْمٍ يُلَقِّحُونَ فَقَالَ ‏"‏ لَوْ لَمْ تَفْعَلُوا لَصَلُحَ ‏"‏ ‏.‏ قَالَ فَخَرَجَ شِيصًا فَمَرَّ بِهِمْ فَقَالَ ‏"‏ مَا لِنَخْلِكُمْ ‏"‏ ‏.‏ قَالُوا قُلْتَ كَذَا وَكَذَا قَالَ ‏"‏ أَنْتُمْ أَعْلَمُ بِأَمْرِ دُنْيَاكُمْ ‏"‏ ‏



Anas reported that Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) happened to pass by the people who had been busy in grafting the trees. Thereupon he said:
If you were not to do it, it might be good for you. (So they abandoned this practice) and there was a decline in the yield. He (the Holy Prophet) happened to pass by them (and said): What has gone wrong with your trees? They said: You said so and so. Thereupon he said: You have better knowledge (of a technical skill) in the affairs of the world.

Source : Sahih Muslim 2363

In this hadith, A bunch of people were pollinating the palm trees manually so that they will get more dates, Muhammad passed by, and since he believes in magic and all, he tells them there's no need to do that ( Cause the magic man in the sky will take care of the pollination process for you).... They leave the trees, and when it's time for the dates to pop up, SURPRISE SURPRISE !!! There's only a small amount of dates... Muhammad passes by, pretends that he forgot what happened ( And hopes that they forgot too) and says: WTF HAPPENED GUYS? Why are there almost no dates on the trees? And they were like MOHAMMED!!!!!!! U ARE THE ONE WHO TOLD US THERE'S NO NEED TO DO THAT. He was like, You didn't have to listen to me, dumbasses, I don't know shit about real world stuff....



What the fuck Mo? If you don't know, then why the fuck did you tell them its not necessary to pollinate the palms? Either know what you're talking about or shut the fuck up!
Reply



Messages In This Thread
Muhammad sticks his nose into reality and fails miserably - by exMohammed - August 20, 2014 at 6:40 am

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  The true story of Prophet Mohammed and His Young Wife Aisha Believe Heart 31 2095 September 25, 2022 at 11:48 am
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  One clear, precise prophecy of Muhammad.. among many R00tKiT 178 21805 July 13, 2020 at 12:33 pm
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  His throne is on water..stunning scientific theory that the Quran foretold 1400 y ago WinterHold 113 21828 March 2, 2020 at 7:34 pm
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Muhammad the perv Fake Messiah 21 4016 June 3, 2018 at 4:54 pm
Last Post: Mystic
  Erase your sins Muhammad's way yragnitup 18 4384 May 19, 2018 at 4:58 pm
Last Post: Wyrd of Gawd
  So if Muhammad had long hair why so many muslim male having short hair? Ruckus123 3 1202 April 12, 2018 at 7:07 am
Last Post: chimp3
  Is muhammad a white dude? Ruckus123 9 3101 April 12, 2018 at 6:41 am
Last Post: chimp3
  The Abrahamic sacrifice of his son. Mystic 182 18888 March 29, 2018 at 10:29 pm
Last Post: vorlon13
  Draw Muhammad (fbuh) Day - come at me bro Nihilist Virus 1 1055 March 6, 2017 at 11:07 pm
Last Post: Nay_Sayer
  I Drew Muhammad Publicly, international blasphamey day ScienceAf 37 6995 October 26, 2016 at 4:57 am
Last Post: SofaKingHigh



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)