Casting Couch
December 13, 2014 at 10:39 am
(This post was last modified: December 13, 2014 at 10:48 am by Exian.)
Good news everyone!
Hollywood just emailed me the following:
"Hello, Exian!
It's us, Hollywood. We're making a new movie called 'Colleagues of Extraordinary Ladies and Gentlemen', which we will populate with any and every intellectual hero imaginable. The problem is, we suddenly and inexplicably can't find anyone to cast this movie for us. We need your help!
We think that you are just mediocre enough to take the job, while also having no gauge to haggle us on payment. We also hear tell that you have considerable pull around AF, where you might be able to get some fellow members to contribute their thoughts for free (at least, that's what we understand 'freethinkers' to mean)!
So, what do you say? Help us out?
Love,
Hollywood"
Heck yes, I will! But only one contribution per post, as to not bogart all the ideas.
Help me help Hollywood cast "Colleagues of Extraordinary Ladies and Gentlemen" based on looks, mannerisms, and general typecasting.
Here's my first suggestion:
Lawrence Krauss
As played by Wallace Shawn
Hollywood just emailed me the following:
"Hello, Exian!
It's us, Hollywood. We're making a new movie called 'Colleagues of Extraordinary Ladies and Gentlemen', which we will populate with any and every intellectual hero imaginable. The problem is, we suddenly and inexplicably can't find anyone to cast this movie for us. We need your help!
We think that you are just mediocre enough to take the job, while also having no gauge to haggle us on payment. We also hear tell that you have considerable pull around AF, where you might be able to get some fellow members to contribute their thoughts for free (at least, that's what we understand 'freethinkers' to mean)!
So, what do you say? Help us out?
Love,
Hollywood"
Heck yes, I will! But only one contribution per post, as to not bogart all the ideas.
Help me help Hollywood cast "Colleagues of Extraordinary Ladies and Gentlemen" based on looks, mannerisms, and general typecasting.
Here's my first suggestion:
Lawrence Krauss
As played by Wallace Shawn
