Having Fun With Evolution!

[Platonic]

From my topic thread in the Introductions forum I can see we're going to have a blast. Let's take it from here:

After much research I have concluded that what we call the "educational system" is, in fact, a brainwashing indoctrination experiment that I believe began in earnest around 1910 designed to make us all, essentially, Borg drones of the government collective. I have snapped out of this psychological programming. Those still under the programming will most certainly freak out to even consider that we were brainwashed to accept the postulations of official authority figures at face value, period. It doesn't matter what they said, our critical thinking of what they were teaching us was not encouraged. Those who dared to ask too many uncomfortable questions were asking to fail.












I currently believe that science and religion are used as tools to enslave the minds of the masses toward the implementations of the Bilderberg New World Order agenda, but...I could be wrong. Despite disinformation to the contrary, I currently believe this Illumicorp Training Video to be the very real deal. However, as I say, I'm always ready to find I am incorrect about ANYTHING I currently believe.







YOU WROTE: For the last time, evolution does not mean that one species magically turns into another!

MY RESPONSE: Well, my studies have taught me that the core of Darwin's THEORY (not fact) has been that, given enough time, one species can turn into another species. Supposedly, Darwin believed that the fossil records would eventually determine whether or not he was correct.

Like it or not, here are the fossil records:







AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT:

TAKEN FROM THE LAST ATHEIST FORUM IN WHICH MY TOPIC THREAD WAS LOCKED RIGHT BEFORE I CREATED MY INTRODUCTION TOPIC THREAD IN THIS FORUM:


I get the feeling that I could take the genius potential of all of you atheists here, stuff it into a shot glass and still have room for a drink.

Surely you must be pretending to be this dumb for effect

Trying to wake you atheists up from your brainwashed slumber is like trying to get a sea slug to take piano lessons

or like trying to get a horse to express his views on ancient philosophy

or like trying to train a cockroach to win on Dancing With The Stars

or like trying to get a tree to do a biceps curl

or like trying to inspire a Roto Rooter sewage repair guy to win a sewage Nobel Prize

or like trying to get a Hindu to invest in a butcher shop

or like trying to get a strict vegan to eat a friggin egg

or like trying to get a tone-deaf guy to sing on key

or like trying to get a Mexican to play the American National Anthem with his farts

or like trying to sell a pizza with a crust made out of cardboard

or like trying to get a gay guy to join a feminist group

or like trying to open a can of tuna with a feather

or like trying to wash dishes with car oil

or like trying to tune up your car with a piano hammer

or like trying to win a marathon while you are sleeping

or like trying to sniff your armpits with you head in a paper bag

or like trying to be successful opening up a Starbucks next door to a slaughterhouse

or like trying to make beautiful tones by squeezing a wet fish

or like trying to tell a joke in Italian when you don't know the language at all

or like trying to burp a dead baby

or like trying to hitchhike in the midst of a skydive

or like trying to get a Democrat not to blame the Republicans

or like feeding cooked dead people to the homeless

or like...