Evidence God Exists

[Dotard]

Without further ado, here’s the evidence: Humans are the only species, out of millions of species, which have evolved to include hot chicks. Other species females are not hot. If our evolution were only a result of natural selection, shouldn’t other species, or even just one, have evolved some hot chicks after millions of years? But the fact is that no other species have been able to develop sexy hot chicks as humans have. Isn’t this evidence that God exists?

Yes it is, and for several reasons. For one thing it corroborates what’s written in the bible, which is that God boned a human chick. By not boning female animals, God shows that animal wenches are inferior. But to truly understand why my evidence points towards a deity one needs to be able to appreciate the grandness of this gift that is hot bitches. And you have to ask yourself, why are we the only species, out of millions, that have achieved this scale of sexiy hotness? Evolution is about natural selection, but shouldn’t at least one other species, out of millions, have benefited from hot chicks? I think so. And there would be a myriad of other sexy hot chick species if there were no God. If you can appreciate the grandness and uniqueness of a female human hot body, then you’ll understand why only humans were given this gift, and you'll know why what I've outlined here points to a God.