Ask an Englishman.

[Iroscato]

Ahhh, OK. So I guess you aren't following the Beckham/MLS/Miami saga?

I am not, though I hear it didn't go so well? Still, they're rich as all hell, so they're doing something right...

Is it true if an Englishman is not into buggery he is into flagellation ??

Speaking as someone who enthusiastically dabbles in the first (with the opposite sex though, my heterosexuality has not yet been tested to breaking point, Chris Hemsworth's best attempts aside), I have to admit I've never tried the second. Sex and pain don't mix well from my experience.

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To the Englishman, what's Pennyroyal Tea?

Oh, and no music questions. If I'm on your pub quiz team, I can guarentee I'll get you at least to bronze, but if music questions come up, all bets are off

How do you feel about Brittany (the region in France)?

I feel this blatant theft of our sacred namesake must be dealt with swiftly and decisively, preferably by nuclear strike. I will update you on the progress of my lobbying for this cause as soon as they stop dragging me bodily away from the Ministry of Defence HQ...