Panic: my mom showed up in the suggested people on my fake facebook
December 5, 2015 at 2:31 pm
(This post was last modified: December 5, 2015 at 4:06 pm by DespondentFishdeathMasochismo.)
So I have this fake facebook, where I just post whatever I want, I upload all the cute pictures for my avatar I don't want anyone I know irl to see. My mom fucking showed up in the recommended searches. So I blocked my main account, I set my privacy settings on maximum, yet she still fucking showed up in the suggested people. So I just blocked her account, so that way she can't see my account. I have no idea how the fuck facebook even figured this out, because I am on a completely different IP address, I have no friends who are even in my state on facebook, I don't associate with anything having to do with my mom on facebook. Yet there she fucking is, showing up in my suggested friends.
How the hell does this happen? You know what the scariest thing is? It's extremely difficult to figure out how to permanently delete your facebook. Fortunately I asked some people that sent me to a simple button, but it's hidden as fuck and there's nothing that directs you to it on facebook. It takes two weeks to be deleted and if you sign in once it cancels the deletion. What the fuck is all of this, how did this happen?
Edit: I realize a few people who I know irl were showing up in my profile. So I just scheduled it for permanent deletion.
How the hell does this happen? You know what the scariest thing is? It's extremely difficult to figure out how to permanently delete your facebook. Fortunately I asked some people that sent me to a simple button, but it's hidden as fuck and there's nothing that directs you to it on facebook. It takes two weeks to be deleted and if you sign in once it cancels the deletion. What the fuck is all of this, how did this happen?
Edit: I realize a few people who I know irl were showing up in my profile. So I just scheduled it for permanent deletion.
