I'm humbled (ahem, cough, narcissistically proud) to say that I am the chosen one. Emma has granted me the blessing (cough, privilege) of seeing the irrefutable evidence of her realness. She has given me the unction through my bro, Rob, who is also one in her, but also one in his own. I am (high brow)... Emma's prophet.
I have seen the evidence. Enough evidence. I can't tell you what it is, because you're not chosen, and you wouldn't understand. It's my own personal experience. You must believe me, though. If you don't, you're missing out. If you do, you don't risk anything. Have faith. She's beautiful! She's also kind and warm. Witty. Generous. She's Rob's wife.
As the chosen one, I'm here to serve the rest of you commoners in humility. In other words, you must pay me and look up to me for being superior, chosen, and tell you all about her beauty.
Humbled, thankful, and ever so blessed,
Your servant in Emma and Rob,
Holy Reverend (meaning you must revere me) Pope and Mother Superior (meaning I'm better) Ivy.
I have seen the evidence. Enough evidence. I can't tell you what it is, because you're not chosen, and you wouldn't understand. It's my own personal experience. You must believe me, though. If you don't, you're missing out. If you do, you don't risk anything. Have faith. She's beautiful! She's also kind and warm. Witty. Generous. She's Rob's wife.
As the chosen one, I'm here to serve the rest of you commoners in humility. In other words, you must pay me and look up to me for being superior, chosen, and tell you all about her beauty.
Humbled, thankful, and ever so blessed,
Your servant in Emma and Rob,
Holy Reverend (meaning you must revere me) Pope and Mother Superior (meaning I'm better) Ivy.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
