This is why, when choosing a Christian religion to disbelieve, I choose, specifically, the Jehovah's Witness doctrine. If I'm wrong Jebus will bring me back anyway and give me a second chance. And if I STILL don't accept then what will happen to me is what I, as an atheist, is going to happen to me anyway. I'm going to cease to exist. What if I'm wrong? They what I think is going to happen to me is EXACTLY what is going to happen to me. It really is the best Christian religion to disbelieve.
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately? Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
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Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
