The way I heard it explained was that he was done creatin' stuff. He created, he rested, you can't ask a man to fire up the gill again and create new stuff. So instead he took stuff he already created and made different stuff out of it. To keep it in context, I did hear this from the same people who taught me that men have one fewer ribs than women.
The real question is why she thought to make male and female of everything except his favorite creation in the first place. She created all the plants and animals to make more. There were already a shitload of angels. But just one dude in all of creation with no way to make more. Did it slip her mind? And what was up with the foreskin? At what point did God say, "You know, I really don't like that feature. But fuck, I'm done creatin'. I guess he'll just have to cut it off"? And why would an all-powerful god need to rest after creation? Doesn't that suggest she's only "mostly powerful"?
The real question is why she thought to make male and female of everything except his favorite creation in the first place. She created all the plants and animals to make more. There were already a shitload of angels. But just one dude in all of creation with no way to make more. Did it slip her mind? And what was up with the foreskin? At what point did God say, "You know, I really don't like that feature. But fuck, I'm done creatin'. I guess he'll just have to cut it off"? And why would an all-powerful god need to rest after creation? Doesn't that suggest she's only "mostly powerful"?
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