Obama has announced his bid to run again in 2012.
I'd like to offer some suggestions for honest campaign slogans that will set realistic expectations of what we can anticipate if he's re-elected. Above all, I like honesty and much of his problem in 2010 was that he demoralized his progressive base. We were fired up by slogans like "Yes we can!" and "Change we can believe in". However, this rhetoric was completely contradicted by his policy of premature compromise and surrender to a party that had been soundly rebuked in 2008 and reduced to minority status in both houses of Congress. Bitch slapping us prior to the 2010 election by calling us "whiners" didn't exactly help.
So here are my suggested campaign slogans:
Obama 2012: Aw C'mon Guys! (replaces "Yes we can!")
Obama 2012: Change you can see if you look really hard
Obama 2012: Who else ya gonna vote for, bitch?
Obama 2012: Republican lite
Obama 2012: Buck up, you whiner!
Obama 2012: Beating the Italian army's record for surrendering
Obama 2012: 3rd party? Yeah, right!
Obama 2012: This time, we'll make the Republicans negotiate before caving in on every issue
Obama 2012: You soon get used to being thrown under the bus and the tire tracks really go with what you're wearing
Obama 2012: Banking on the Republicans nominating a batshit crazy candidate.
I'd like to offer some suggestions for honest campaign slogans that will set realistic expectations of what we can anticipate if he's re-elected. Above all, I like honesty and much of his problem in 2010 was that he demoralized his progressive base. We were fired up by slogans like "Yes we can!" and "Change we can believe in". However, this rhetoric was completely contradicted by his policy of premature compromise and surrender to a party that had been soundly rebuked in 2008 and reduced to minority status in both houses of Congress. Bitch slapping us prior to the 2010 election by calling us "whiners" didn't exactly help.
So here are my suggested campaign slogans:
Obama 2012: Aw C'mon Guys! (replaces "Yes we can!")
Obama 2012: Change you can see if you look really hard
Obama 2012: Who else ya gonna vote for, bitch?
Obama 2012: Republican lite
Obama 2012: Buck up, you whiner!
Obama 2012: Beating the Italian army's record for surrendering
Obama 2012: 3rd party? Yeah, right!
Obama 2012: This time, we'll make the Republicans negotiate before caving in on every issue
Obama 2012: You soon get used to being thrown under the bus and the tire tracks really go with what you're wearing
Obama 2012: Banking on the Republicans nominating a batshit crazy candidate.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
