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Dear God, please soften their hearts...
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RE: Dear God, please soften their hearts...
(August 4, 2023 at 12:03 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: Then there’s this from jesus.

That's not from any jesus, lol. It's meta-commentary.  The person who wrote that thought it was so fucking strange they had to come up with a reason - so they shoved that explanation down gods throat. It strongly suggests they were having personal doubts about the authenticity of the tale.

Translated for contemporary english, that reduces to something like "Jesus Christ, just say your shit!"
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Messages In This Thread
Dear God, please soften their hearts... - by zwanzig - August 4, 2023 at 7:41 am
RE: Dear God, please soften their hearts... - by no one - August 4, 2023 at 11:40 am
RE: Dear God, please soften their hearts... - by h4ym4n - August 4, 2023 at 12:03 pm
RE: Dear God, please soften their hearts... - by LinuxGal - August 6, 2023 at 3:31 pm
RE: Dear God, please soften their hearts... - by zwanzig - August 4, 2023 at 1:08 pm
RE: Dear God, please soften their hearts... - by no one - August 4, 2023 at 2:39 pm
RE: Dear God, please soften their hearts... - by Foxaèr - August 4, 2023 at 2:46 pm
RE: Dear God, please soften their hearts... - by The Grand Nudger - August 4, 2023 at 3:44 pm
RE: Dear God, please soften their hearts... - by zwanzig - August 4, 2023 at 4:04 pm

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