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Lesbian denied communion at mother's funeral
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RE: Lesbian denied communion at mother's funeral
What's this I hear about grape juice? If they aren't passing the wine I feel cheated. Had they not been doling out drinks on a sunday my ancestors never would have climbed aboard.....and I wouldn't have to deal with the shame of their conversion.
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RE: Lesbian denied communion at mother's funeral - by The Grand Nudger - March 1, 2012 at 9:55 pm

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