You left out one of my favorites.
On Nov. 10, 2005, noted jesus freak fuckhead, Pat Robertson, warned the citizens of Dover, Pennsylvania that if a disaster hit them they should understand that his fucking god was pissed off because they just thrown out a whole slate of idiot republican school board members who were trying to shove Intelligent Design into the school curriculum as "science."
A few days later:
Lots of fine, upstanding jesus freak states listed there but alas, nothing hit Pennsylvania....proving apparently either that god can't aim for shit or that Pat Robertson is a flaming asshole. You decide.
On Nov. 10, 2005, noted jesus freak fuckhead, Pat Robertson, warned the citizens of Dover, Pennsylvania that if a disaster hit them they should understand that his fucking god was pissed off because they just thrown out a whole slate of idiot republican school board members who were trying to shove Intelligent Design into the school curriculum as "science."
A few days later:
Quote:The Mid-November 2005 outbreak was an unseasonably strong tornado outbreak on November 15, 2005 in the central United States. It occurred along a cold front separating warm, humid air from the southeast from cold Arctic air to the north and northwest. At least 50 confirmed tornadoes have been reported in the central United States in the states of Alabama, Arkansas, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Missouri and Tennessee over that afternoon and evening. Strong winds and large hail caused additional damage throughout the region. The National Weather Service has reported at least 50 tornado touchdowns, although it is possible that a few have been multiple reports of the same tornado in different areas and several were not confirmed.[2]
The strongest tornado was an F4 tornado on the Fujita scale; it occurred in the vicinity of Madisonville, Kentucky and Earlington, Kentucky. It was also the strongest tornado recorded in the United States in 2005.
Lots of fine, upstanding jesus freak states listed there but alas, nothing hit Pennsylvania....proving apparently either that god can't aim for shit or that Pat Robertson is a flaming asshole. You decide.
