Why Kaspersky Pure 2.0 can suck a fat one.
July 20, 2012 at 10:08 pm
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2012 at 10:09 pm by Reforged.)
Kaspersky Pure 2.0. Some of you may know it as the most expensive package Kaspersky can offer, some of you might even of made the mistake that because Kaspersky is a relatively good anti-virus that they should view that package as the best ultimate super golden 20-inch cock extension 6000 with all the bells and whistles anti-virus you could get on the market... well ok, maybe not.
But the point is I did because thats how my brains wired. Imagine my surprise when the firewall comes crumbling down. Being a sad and paranoid sort I restarted immediately and pulled the phone line out. This has happened four times in the last two weeks. I won't go into how much I paid but suffice to say this isn't good enough. I don't care if Steam can make your system vulnerable, I know it can. Thats why I bought this fucking thing, to guard those vulnerabilities so I can rest easy.
All I can hope now is that a back-door hasn't been installed or the doomsday device isn't ticking inside my pc waiting to go off at the most horrifically inconvenient time. I'm still waiting for Kasperskys back-up disk which they forgot to post to me. Why, oh why did I subscribe to TWO YEARS of this? Oh right, best ultimate super golden 20-inch cock extension 6000 with all the bells and whistles. You know, if I surfed porn sites and piratebay or whatever the fuck they're calling it now I could understand, that'd basically be akin to karmic retribution but this is ridiculous.
Anyway, I suppose this is a warning of sorts. Just because its expensive doesn't make it indestructible or even the best. Any advice would be welcome but I'm not expecting anything revelatory. If Kasperskys support centre come up with a set of variables that amounts to "dunno" then I'm not expecting an answer here.
But the point is I did because thats how my brains wired. Imagine my surprise when the firewall comes crumbling down. Being a sad and paranoid sort I restarted immediately and pulled the phone line out. This has happened four times in the last two weeks. I won't go into how much I paid but suffice to say this isn't good enough. I don't care if Steam can make your system vulnerable, I know it can. Thats why I bought this fucking thing, to guard those vulnerabilities so I can rest easy.
All I can hope now is that a back-door hasn't been installed or the doomsday device isn't ticking inside my pc waiting to go off at the most horrifically inconvenient time. I'm still waiting for Kasperskys back-up disk which they forgot to post to me. Why, oh why did I subscribe to TWO YEARS of this? Oh right, best ultimate super golden 20-inch cock extension 6000 with all the bells and whistles. You know, if I surfed porn sites and piratebay or whatever the fuck they're calling it now I could understand, that'd basically be akin to karmic retribution but this is ridiculous.
Anyway, I suppose this is a warning of sorts. Just because its expensive doesn't make it indestructible or even the best. Any advice would be welcome but I'm not expecting anything revelatory. If Kasperskys support centre come up with a set of variables that amounts to "dunno" then I'm not expecting an answer here.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
- Abdul Alhazred.
