I am God

[Esquilax]

In one sentence you assert that every person makes god conform to what they want. In another you assert that you only "interpret" it the way it's written.

Which one is a true statement or how the fuck could they both be true?

He could just want to interpret it so god conforms to the way he's written in the text. That doesn't eliminate subjectivity- after all, one can set out to accomplish something and still have that be tainted by personal preferences and such- which, of course, is another reason why those two statements aren't mutually exclusive.