RE: Where do you come from?
December 22, 2014 at 8:29 am
(This post was last modified: December 22, 2014 at 8:32 am by Whateverist.)
Is it as merry and old as they say?
You were a joy to your mother .. and all her friends too.
But if your mom was a christer, why did she encourage you to think about things? Was she a subversive?
(December 22, 2014 at 2:25 am)rexbeccarox Wrote: We lived in Lillington for quite awhile, and I went to Cape Fear Christian Academy where my mom taught fifth and sixth grades.
The best story I have from there goes a little like this:
I had Bible study with Miss Connie every morning, starting in kindergarten. My parents used to joke about "the Gospel according to Miss Connie" when I would spout stuff she said at the dinner table.
One afternoon, after my day in the first grade, I was in the den watching Sesame Street, when the song "Which Comes First (The Chicken or the Egg)" came on:
I went into the kitchen, where my mom was paying bills or doing other grown-up stuff, and I asked her: "Mom? Which came first- the chicken or the egg?"
My mom said, "well, Becca, you need to answer that question yourself."
I said, "well... the egg must've come first 'cuz the chicken had to hatch out of the egg."
My mom answered, "well... that could be true, but think about it a little more."
I thought for a second, then said, "well... that can't be right. The chicken must've come first because the chicken had to lay the egg."
My mom said, "you see? That's why you need to think about these things!"
I said, "but Mom. Miss Connie says Adam and Eve came first."
Mom replied, "well, according to the Bible, that's true."
I asked, "Mom? Do you think Adam... laid Eve?"
She said, "probably," then called all of her friends to laugh at me.
You were a joy to your mother .. and all her friends too.
But if your mom was a christer, why did she encourage you to think about things? Was she a subversive?