Oh! Well in that case... Please please PLEASE, Violet of the Lilly Blossoms, PLEEEEASE write the mysteries of the universe in trails of formic acid! I will sacrifice twenty snapping turtles to Orion, in your name! Or maybe I'll just throw a wadded paper napkin at Kobe Bryant at the next Lakers game. Worship should be passive-aggressive, I always say.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
-Stephen Jay Gould