RE: beginning of The Universe theories
August 1, 2013 at 6:13 pm
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2013 at 6:13 pm by Napoléon.)
C'mon guys don't be so stupid.
The universe was made by some almighty bearded guy who lives in another dimension who made the entire universe as we know it in under 7 days then made all the animals and then made man but thought he was lonely so made a woman from his rib and these two people bonked and created the rest of humanity as we know it but somewhere along the line the woman (because it's always the fault of women) decided to eat some fruit from a magical tree and that made the almighty bearded guy mad so he cursed us for the rest of eternity and has a giant log book of our good and bad deeds, kind of like Santa 'cept this guy's real, and he decides what our fate is for the rest of eternity by our actions on this one tiny spec in the cosmos because he loves us except if we don't love him back.
Oh wait, I just made that up...
The universe was made by some almighty bearded guy who lives in another dimension who made the entire universe as we know it in under 7 days then made all the animals and then made man but thought he was lonely so made a woman from his rib and these two people bonked and created the rest of humanity as we know it but somewhere along the line the woman (because it's always the fault of women) decided to eat some fruit from a magical tree and that made the almighty bearded guy mad so he cursed us for the rest of eternity and has a giant log book of our good and bad deeds, kind of like Santa 'cept this guy's real, and he decides what our fate is for the rest of eternity by our actions on this one tiny spec in the cosmos because he loves us except if we don't love him back.
Oh wait, I just made that up...
