Quote:I heard that when Muslims die, you ride golden dragons to the Valinor and eat chocolates there. But you only get to do that if you have kept five small pebbles completely clean and hidden from other eyes for at least 10 years, and if you die fighting infidels with nunchuks. And women only get to go to act as raisins, which is OK because Muhammad really likes raisins.
That's all true, right?
Hmmmm. I might consider converting now.