The Bible

[The Valkyrie]

My mom knows I don't go to church but doesn't say anything to me about it. I don't think she knows I'm an atheist, but as long as she doesn't ask I won't tell.

My mother knows I'm an atheist and she hates that. But what she seems to hate more is that I'm nearly 29, still single, have a great career and, far worse, don't have any kids (and don't want any).

Oh, and it's my fault my younger brother became an atheist, apparently, even though he says it's what he saw in Afghanistan done in the name of religion that did that.

Still my fault, though!