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RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white
December 14, 2013 at 6:47 pm
Borowitz.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/bo...20%2812%29

Quote:Dear Megyn Kelly,

For Christmas, could I please have a black Power Ranger? Thank you.

Sincerely,

Bobby, age six

***

Dear Bobby,

Unfortunately, we do not have any Power Rangers in stock in the color you requested. Colors available include: white.

Merry Christmas,

Megyn Kelly

P.S.: Bobby, because you’re only six, you probably don’t know this, but when you use the words “black” and “power” together, they become swear words. Never say that again.
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Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Doubting Thomas - December 12, 2013 at 10:41 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Foxaèr - December 12, 2013 at 10:48 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by EgoRaptor - December 12, 2013 at 10:51 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by TaraJo - December 12, 2013 at 10:51 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Chad32 - December 12, 2013 at 10:55 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by NoraBrimstone - December 13, 2013 at 1:31 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by zebo-the-fat - December 13, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Minimalist - December 13, 2013 at 8:51 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Minimalist - December 13, 2013 at 1:36 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by The Valkyrie - December 13, 2013 at 6:15 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by The Valkyrie - December 13, 2013 at 6:20 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Faith No More - December 13, 2013 at 6:19 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by rexbeccarox - December 13, 2013 at 6:29 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Chad32 - December 13, 2013 at 6:31 pm
Re: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by NoraBrimstone - December 13, 2013 at 6:40 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Chad32 - December 13, 2013 at 7:17 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Faith No More - December 13, 2013 at 7:22 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Foxaèr - December 13, 2013 at 7:33 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by EgoRaptor - December 13, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Cato - December 14, 2013 at 8:45 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by A Theist - December 14, 2013 at 9:30 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Faith No More - December 15, 2013 at 1:06 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Dragonetti - December 14, 2013 at 9:01 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Napoléon - December 14, 2013 at 10:21 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by max-greece - December 14, 2013 at 11:42 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Chad32 - December 14, 2013 at 12:08 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Napoléon - December 14, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Minimalist - December 14, 2013 at 6:47 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Chad32 - December 14, 2013 at 7:03 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by max-greece - December 15, 2013 at 3:20 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Minimalist - December 15, 2013 at 3:04 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by wolf39us - December 15, 2013 at 3:49 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by A Theist - December 15, 2013 at 5:51 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Minimalist - December 15, 2013 at 9:14 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Manowar - December 16, 2013 at 10:29 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Neo-Scholastic - December 16, 2013 at 11:15 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Duck - December 16, 2013 at 11:22 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Chad32 - December 16, 2013 at 11:43 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Neo-Scholastic - December 16, 2013 at 11:29 am
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Duck - December 16, 2013 at 12:16 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Neo-Scholastic - December 16, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Duck - December 16, 2013 at 12:53 pm
RE: Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white - by Minimalist - December 16, 2013 at 12:41 pm

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