FROM APR NEWS IN QUINDARO, I'M ALAN PLACE.
AN UPDATE ON AN EARLIER STORY: THE THIRD AMAZON BRIGADE MANAGED TO CORRAL THE LOOSE HERD OF RED BULLS AT BITTERROOT PASS
COLONEL JENNY ROSE (File Tape): "Bitterroot Pass is the only path between the Red Bulls' main habitat and Lake Unerie. Control of the pass is critical in protecting the citizens of Shiratora. Our cowgirls were able to make a fire break and contain the bulls."
A FIREFIGHTING SQUAD, LED BY HARRY "THE HOSE" HOSMER WAS ABLE TO PUT OUT ALL OF THE FIRES STARTED BY THE HERD. MEANWHILE, AN TASK FORCE LED BY UNERIE OBLAST HIGHWAY PATROL DETECTIVE RICHARD "DICKIE" PURVIS IV WILL INVESTIGATE WHETHER THE RED BULLS HAD ANY HELP IN THEIR ESCAPE, AND ESTIMATE DAMAGES.
RED BULLS ARE KNOW FOR EXTREMELY HOT BREATH, AS WELL AS WHAT IS CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE THE MOST NUTRITIOUS AND BEST TASTING MEAT IN THE NATION.
THIS IS APR NEWS.
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AN UPDATE ON AN EARLIER STORY: THE THIRD AMAZON BRIGADE MANAGED TO CORRAL THE LOOSE HERD OF RED BULLS AT BITTERROOT PASS
COLONEL JENNY ROSE (File Tape): "Bitterroot Pass is the only path between the Red Bulls' main habitat and Lake Unerie. Control of the pass is critical in protecting the citizens of Shiratora. Our cowgirls were able to make a fire break and contain the bulls."
A FIREFIGHTING SQUAD, LED BY HARRY "THE HOSE" HOSMER WAS ABLE TO PUT OUT ALL OF THE FIRES STARTED BY THE HERD. MEANWHILE, AN TASK FORCE LED BY UNERIE OBLAST HIGHWAY PATROL DETECTIVE RICHARD "DICKIE" PURVIS IV WILL INVESTIGATE WHETHER THE RED BULLS HAD ANY HELP IN THEIR ESCAPE, AND ESTIMATE DAMAGES.
RED BULLS ARE KNOW FOR EXTREMELY HOT BREATH, AS WELL AS WHAT IS CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE THE MOST NUTRITIOUS AND BEST TASTING MEAT IN THE NATION.
THIS IS APR NEWS.
SUPPORT FOR APR NEWS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY CANUS, MAKERS OF FINE GOAT'S MILK BASED PRODUCTS. MORE INFORMATION ON CANUS MAY BE FOUND BY CALLING +214.800.BIG.GOAT
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