We had a game at my old school, in which the idea was to open the staffroom door, shout "Oi, wanker!" and see who looks up. Probably a game more anecdotally than actually played, though.
Anyway, some of my favourite epithets (taken from that magnificent octopus "Roger's Profanisaurus") include:
cumster n. A small hamster-like female who fills her cheeks with your nuts.
hairy axe wound n. Vertical gash. The mingepiece, quim, cock socket.
notcher n. Biffin bridge. The area of skin between the clockweights and the starfish, so called because it's 'notcher' bollocks and it's 'notcher' arse.
beerwolf n. One who wakes up in unfamiliar surroundings with torn clothes, aching limbs, the taste of blood in the mouth and nightmarish flashbacks to terrible events of the previous evening.
raisin factory euph. An old people's home. From the fact that senior citizens are left there to dry out and wrinkle before being shipped out in a small box.
Anyway, some of my favourite epithets (taken from that magnificent octopus "Roger's Profanisaurus") include:
cumster n. A small hamster-like female who fills her cheeks with your nuts.
hairy axe wound n. Vertical gash. The mingepiece, quim, cock socket.
notcher n. Biffin bridge. The area of skin between the clockweights and the starfish, so called because it's 'notcher' bollocks and it's 'notcher' arse.
beerwolf n. One who wakes up in unfamiliar surroundings with torn clothes, aching limbs, the taste of blood in the mouth and nightmarish flashbacks to terrible events of the previous evening.
raisin factory euph. An old people's home. From the fact that senior citizens are left there to dry out and wrinkle before being shipped out in a small box.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
