Kirk Cameron-Don't drink the koolaid and think Christmas had pagan origins.

[KevinM1]

Has Cameron ever tried explaining difficult-to-eat foods? Like coconuts or pomegranates?

They are a sign of the devil. Eating anything with coconut will send you straight to hell. It is worse then masturbation. And if you somehow masturbate with a coconut or while looking at a bag of coconut flakes....I don't even want to talk about it.

So, what you're saying is that I shouldn't stick my dong into a coconut cream pie.

...you know, that would've been good information to have earlier in my life.