Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.

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Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.

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RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.

January 12, 2015 at 12:28 pm

De nada.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Faith No More - January 11, 2015 at 6:40 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Chad32 - January 11, 2015 at 6:44 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 8:02 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by rexbeccarox - January 12, 2015 at 8:13 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Fendon - January 11, 2015 at 6:44 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Cyberman - January 11, 2015 at 6:48 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Chad32 - January 11, 2015 at 6:52 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by abaris - January 11, 2015 at 6:49 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Fendon - January 11, 2015 at 6:52 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by abaris - January 11, 2015 at 6:55 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Exian - January 11, 2015 at 7:01 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Lucanus - January 11, 2015 at 6:50 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Chad32 - January 11, 2015 at 6:57 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by abaris - January 11, 2015 at 7:02 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Chad32 - January 11, 2015 at 7:06 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Foxaèr - January 11, 2015 at 7:33 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 7:34 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by ManMachine - January 11, 2015 at 7:38 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by MysticKnight - January 11, 2015 at 8:08 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 8:09 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 11, 2015 at 8:15 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by ManMachine - January 11, 2015 at 8:25 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by vorlon13 - January 11, 2015 at 8:32 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 8:58 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by abaris - January 11, 2015 at 9:01 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Minimalist - January 11, 2015 at 9:01 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by vorlon13 - January 11, 2015 at 9:09 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 9:16 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Spooky - January 11, 2015 at 9:17 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 9:33 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Spooky - January 11, 2015 at 10:15 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Cyberman - January 11, 2015 at 10:32 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by strawdawg - January 11, 2015 at 9:36 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Strider - January 11, 2015 at 9:39 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Anomalocaris - January 11, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Drich - January 11, 2015 at 10:23 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Fendon - January 11, 2015 at 10:25 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Drich - January 11, 2015 at 11:22 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 12, 2015 at 12:59 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Spooky - January 11, 2015 at 10:28 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by rexbeccarox - January 11, 2015 at 10:35 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 10:46 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Faith No More - January 12, 2015 at 10:39 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 12, 2015 at 10:48 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Fendon - January 12, 2015 at 1:17 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by psychoslice - January 12, 2015 at 3:22 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Tonus - January 12, 2015 at 5:37 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 6:06 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 8:22 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 8:41 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Tonus - January 12, 2015 at 9:08 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 9:13 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by TubbyTubby - January 12, 2015 at 8:55 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 11:39 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by h4ym4n - January 12, 2015 at 9:20 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 10:08 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Faith No More - January 12, 2015 at 10:50 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by h4ym4n - January 12, 2015 at 11:25 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 11:32 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Cyberman - January 12, 2015 at 11:51 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 12:08 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Cyberman - January 12, 2015 at 12:28 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Faith No More - January 12, 2015 at 12:29 pm

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