Randy, pack it in with the childish passive-aggressive threats. You're just making yourself look ridiculous. You'd have just as much effect if you pissed your pants at him.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'