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Possible Downtime
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RE: Possible Downtime
(August 27, 2015 at 3:41 pm)Alex K Wrote: And who is going to reimburse me for all the worn out F5 keys!!?

Quite simple. Submit the required forms (in longhand, triplicate) to the Worn Out F5 Key Reimbursement Division. Be sure to include a genealogy going back at least 12 generations, along with a DNA sample and a list of foods to which you may someday become allergic. When you receive notice that your application has been taken under consideration, proceed to the chemist's where Vito the Lip was gunned down in 1923. Wave your plaid hanky until you are approached by a man in a lime-green topcoat. Whisper to him, 'The oyster owns a fine wristwatch.' Follow his instructions exactly.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Possible Downtime - by Tiberius - August 27, 2015 at 3:20 pm
RE: Possible Downtime - by Longhorn - August 27, 2015 at 3:23 pm
RE: Possible Downtime - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 3:33 pm
RE: Possible Downtime - by Alex K - August 27, 2015 at 3:41 pm
RE: Possible Downtime - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 27, 2015 at 3:58 pm
RE: Possible Downtime - by Alex K - August 27, 2015 at 4:00 pm
RE: Possible Downtime - by Violet - August 28, 2015 at 5:00 am
RE: Possible Downtime - by Napoléon - August 28, 2015 at 5:10 am
RE: Possible Downtime - by Iroscato - August 28, 2015 at 6:36 am
RE: Possible Downtime - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 28, 2015 at 6:50 am
RE: Possible Downtime - by Napoléon - August 28, 2015 at 7:04 am
RE: Possible Downtime - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 28, 2015 at 7:09 am
RE: Possible Downtime - by Napoléon - August 28, 2015 at 7:18 am
RE: Possible Downtime - by vorlon13 - August 28, 2015 at 1:48 pm
RE: Possible Downtime - by ignoramus - August 28, 2015 at 7:13 am
RE: Possible Downtime - by vorlon13 - August 28, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: Possible Downtime - by Napoléon - August 28, 2015 at 8:52 am
RE: Possible Downtime - by Spooky - August 28, 2015 at 8:15 pm



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