RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
December 9, 2016 at 6:43 pm
(This post was last modified: December 9, 2016 at 6:47 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(December 9, 2016 at 6:23 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Wow, you're never, ever going to have somebody other than cops in your house with a gun? Guaranteed? Must be fucking nice.Other than me? No. Most of us never will, and when I say most I mean very nearly all of us...but I do live in an area with particularly choice stats on that one, and my place is pretty far back in the cut.
Quote:Why would you call anybody?
Me? Heart attack...if I had to make a projection. Or maybe because I''d broken some assholes leg with a bat as I caught him trying to sneak out my daughters window at 0-dark thirty. You know, the kind of shit you might need a paramedic for....but definitely -wouldn't- want some trigger happy cop to come wading into. I guess...that if I -wanted- there to be a distinct and increased chance of somebody getting shot on my property, then I'd call the cops. Maybe that's what I'll tell my girls first boyfriends...if I really wanna scare the shit out of them, that I'll call the law if I see them skulking on my property, and tell them I think I may have seen a negro.
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