I saw an unrestrained child standing in the back part of a station wagon go flying into the front windshield when his mom saw a cop sitting along the highway apparently running a speed trap and she jabbed the brakes.
(this was in Wisconsin so everyone was probably drunk, cop included, so it's automatically funny)
(why am I having a premonition this is not what the OP wanted?)
(this was in Wisconsin so everyone was probably drunk, cop included, so it's automatically funny)
(why am I having a premonition this is not what the OP wanted?)
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.