What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?

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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?

October 20, 2015 at 8:59 pm

Some more choice cliches I've heard:

"You can't discuss the Bible, because you are unable to read it through spiritual eyes."

"If the Bible isn't the truth, then why has God preserved and protected it for all these years, making it the number-one best selling book in the history of the world?"

(This one's a little more fundamental Baptist-centric) "God preserved his word as a blessing to the English speaking people through his King James translation. If there were to be translation errors, God would have stepped in and intervened to prevent them."

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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 17, 2015 at 10:59 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 12:00 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Athene - October 18, 2015 at 12:00 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 12:10 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 18, 2015 at 12:30 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 18, 2015 at 12:49 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 18, 2015 at 1:17 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 18, 2015 at 1:22 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 12:33 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 18, 2015 at 1:59 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 3:51 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Longhorn - October 18, 2015 at 4:02 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 4:09 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 2:32 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by ForsakenHeretic - October 18, 2015 at 2:28 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by abaris - October 18, 2015 at 3:07 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by drfuzzy - October 18, 2015 at 3:53 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Cecelia - October 18, 2015 at 6:34 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by IATIA - October 18, 2015 at 6:41 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Spooky - October 18, 2015 at 9:55 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Qwest - October 19, 2015 at 8:23 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by KevinM1 - October 18, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Alex K - October 18, 2015 at 10:42 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 11:17 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by MTL - October 18, 2015 at 11:20 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 11:24 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by MTL - October 18, 2015 at 11:33 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 11:40 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 19, 2015 at 3:09 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by MTL - October 19, 2015 at 9:49 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by BlackBird - October 19, 2015 at 3:14 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Ayen - October 19, 2015 at 3:17 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by TheRocketSurgeon - October 19, 2015 at 4:35 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 19, 2015 at 3:18 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by downbeatplumb - October 19, 2015 at 4:26 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Ayen - October 19, 2015 at 4:38 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 19, 2015 at 8:22 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Ayen - October 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Iroscato - October 19, 2015 at 5:45 am

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by JBrentonK - October 19, 2015 at 10:43 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by TheRocketSurgeon - October 19, 2015 at 11:33 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 19, 2015 at 5:24 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by houseofcantor - October 19, 2015 at 11:48 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Mister Agenda - October 19, 2015 at 11:49 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2015 at 11:52 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Strider - October 19, 2015 at 11:57 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Qwest - October 20, 2015 at 6:08 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Strider - October 20, 2015 at 8:17 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:20 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by abaris - October 19, 2015 at 5:38 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 19, 2015 at 9:04 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Alex K - October 20, 2015 at 8:20 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Crossless1 - October 19, 2015 at 5:41 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Faith No More - October 19, 2015 at 5:36 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:42 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by abaris - October 19, 2015 at 5:43 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:43 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 19, 2015 at 5:47 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Qwest - October 19, 2015 at 8:12 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2015 at 8:19 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Cecelia - October 19, 2015 at 9:10 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 19, 2015 at 9:14 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Clueless Morgan - October 20, 2015 at 6:26 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 20, 2015 at 2:29 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 20, 2015 at 8:59 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Foxaèr - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 20, 2015 at 9:28 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:30 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 21, 2015 at 12:24 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 21, 2015 at 1:31 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Foxaèr - October 21, 2015 at 1:32 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Clueless Morgan - October 21, 2015 at 10:42 am

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