RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
January 23, 2017 at 12:45 pm
(This post was last modified: January 23, 2017 at 12:46 pm by vorlon13.)
How am I feeling?
All a chuckle !
'Martin' from computer support just called. Apparently they have detected I am having some issues with my computer.
"Oh my !"
"Are you at your computer now?"
"Yes"
"What do you see on the screen?"
"A woman eating shit directly out of a cow's butt"
"OK, can you minimize that screen ?"
"Well, I'm in the middle of masturbating"
"Do you want me to call back later?"
"I want you to stop by"
CLICK
All a chuckle !
'Martin' from computer support just called. Apparently they have detected I am having some issues with my computer.
"Oh my !"
"Are you at your computer now?"
"Yes"
"What do you see on the screen?"
"A woman eating shit directly out of a cow's butt"
"OK, can you minimize that screen ?"
"Well, I'm in the middle of masturbating"
"Do you want me to call back later?"
"I want you to stop by"
CLICK
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