I have had a reoccurring stomached ache attributable to gas. I have had heart attack symptom that are actually GERD. I have diverticulitis that has never caused me a problem no matter how many habaneros I eat. I eat well because I love to cook. My hair is just starting to fall out. I'm 58yrs old! Really! Is this old age thingy starting now? I'm not going down with out a fight or at least a FUCK YOU!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.