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That magical time of year again...
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That magical time of year again...
(March 24, 2016 at 7:40 pm)Jenny A Wrote: I don't find happy Easter insulting.

Happy Resurrection Day is a bit odd. My guess the clerk was playing I'm a better christian than you by emphasising the true meaning of Easter. I have a sick sense of humor and various retorts come to mind:

Don't you mean happy Salvation Day? (The one upper);

I hope you had a happy Scurging and Crucifixion Friday (The grusome)

*sob* *sniff* I'm sorry but my daughter died in a car crash on the way to Easter service and now chocolate bunnies make me cry. (The guilt inducing)

Sorry we're pagan, but I promise to have a great fertility festival just for you--eggs, bunnies, and chicks, spring flowers. (Counterculture aggressive)

Oh, and I thought it was Easter. (The Traditionalist)

Easter is just a cultural appropriation of Passover. We think it's inappropriate to celebrate it. (The obnoxiously PC)

Oh no, Easter should be a time of prayer and contemplation. (The ultimate one upper*).

But I wouldn’t actually say any of them except perhaps, oh and I thought it was Easter. And I'd save that for the obviously piusly smug.

Yes Jenny, I think you're right. Th cashier next to her was wearing bunny ears so I think it was a passive aggressive knock on her for losing sight of the "true meaning" of the holiday. I don't mind happy Easter either. Happy resurrection day is way too heavy on the Jesus for my tastes though. [emoji12]
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That magical time of year again... - by LadyForCamus - March 24, 2016 at 3:29 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by The Atheist - March 24, 2016 at 3:31 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Minimalist - March 24, 2016 at 3:47 pm
That magical time of year again... - by LadyForCamus - March 24, 2016 at 5:14 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by brewer - March 24, 2016 at 5:45 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Foxaèr - March 24, 2016 at 6:03 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Huggy Bear - March 24, 2016 at 6:30 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Foxaèr - March 24, 2016 at 6:31 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Huggy Bear - March 24, 2016 at 6:37 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Minimalist - March 24, 2016 at 6:42 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Foxaèr - March 24, 2016 at 6:38 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Huggy Bear - March 24, 2016 at 6:49 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Foxaèr - March 24, 2016 at 6:44 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Alex K - March 24, 2016 at 6:44 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by LostLocke - March 25, 2016 at 10:42 am
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Foxaèr - March 24, 2016 at 6:50 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Jenny A - March 24, 2016 at 7:40 pm
That magical time of year again... - by LadyForCamus - March 24, 2016 at 7:46 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Huggy Bear - March 25, 2016 at 4:33 am
That magical time of year again... - by LadyForCamus - March 24, 2016 at 7:49 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by ignoramus - March 24, 2016 at 8:50 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by LadyForCamus - March 24, 2016 at 9:32 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Minimalist - March 24, 2016 at 11:46 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by vorlon13 - March 24, 2016 at 11:23 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Athene - March 25, 2016 at 12:22 am
RE: That magical time of year again... - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2016 at 12:31 am
That magical time of year again... - by LadyForCamus - March 25, 2016 at 7:03 am
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Huggy Bear - March 25, 2016 at 10:14 am
RE: That magical time of year again... - by ignoramus - March 25, 2016 at 7:15 am
RE: That magical time of year again... - by LadyForCamus - March 25, 2016 at 9:49 am
RE: That magical time of year again... - by ignoramus - March 25, 2016 at 5:47 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by Athene - March 27, 2016 at 4:53 pm
That magical time of year again... - by LadyForCamus - March 25, 2016 at 11:21 am
That magical time of year again... - by LadyForCamus - March 25, 2016 at 11:24 am
RE: That magical time of year again... - by LostLocke - March 25, 2016 at 1:19 pm
RE: That magical time of year again... - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2016 at 1:37 pm
That magical time of year again... - by LadyForCamus - March 27, 2016 at 11:52 am
RE: That magical time of year again... - by ignoramus - March 27, 2016 at 6:25 pm

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