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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 12, 2016 at 10:02 am)Huggy74 Wrote:
(April 12, 2016 at 7:35 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: I'm sure an explanation (read mind warping delusional backpeddling) will be along to point out how you've all interpreted this scripture wrong. "When it says 'not approach' it doesn't mean that god rejects them", "bread is a metaphor", "flat nose is not the correct translation from Hebrew it actually means 'son of devil'", blah blah etc blah.

Either that or you'll be directed to some other scripture that contradicts but takes precedence.

That was referring to the descendants of Aaron, where the priests were chosen from. The priests had much more stringent rules than everyone else, and had to be the embodiment of perfection / holiness, blemishes were symbolic of sin / imperfection.


So what? Doesn't make it any less ridiculous.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by LadyForCamus - April 13, 2016 at 8:33 am

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