While you were busy blaming moms for their children's autism, I was imagining pulling your hair out of your scalp. I controlled myself, because my son had to hear enough ignorant remarks for one day. I kept it cool for him. The thing is that every time you blame me in front of him, you are making him feel that there is something worth blaming about. If you took the time to enjoy him, understand him, instead of wasting time pointing fingers, you'd realize blaming is ridiculous. He's worth feeling proud. He's an amazing child. Lady, my patience has limits. Staaaaahp!
To someone else...
Your unsolicited selfie messages are weird. Why? Why do I need to know what lipstick you're wearing to work every day? Then when I see you, you act like we don't really know each other. What the hell? When I asked you if you knew who you were messaging, I didn't mean it as a haha omg kind of joke. I'm honestly curious if you know. Not because I feel wowed, but because we're not friends. Lol! Girl, please. Staaaaaaaaaaahp! Thank you and good day.
To someone else...
Your unsolicited selfie messages are weird. Why? Why do I need to know what lipstick you're wearing to work every day? Then when I see you, you act like we don't really know each other. What the hell? When I asked you if you knew who you were messaging, I didn't mean it as a haha omg kind of joke. I'm honestly curious if you know. Not because I feel wowed, but because we're not friends. Lol! Girl, please. Staaaaaaaaaaahp! Thank you and good day.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian