CIJS -- I don't know why you're trying to touch base with me again. You weren't the best of friends, being needy and sucking up time when it suited you -- remember your divorce with T? You called me every day for two fucking months -- but when I needed you, going through a breakup, what'd you do? That's right, you moved in on her. Some friend!
Now you're calling me? Leave a message. I'll get back to it in the order it was received.
FYI, I've missed 14,337 phone calls in my life, and you're at the very bottom of that list. Grab yourself a smoke and call one of those hookers you used to get as pastimes. You're gonna be on hold for a while.
ETA: Oh, and your take on the solo to "Kid Charlemagne" still sucks. A little less rye and a little more practice would help you, there's a good kid.
Now you're calling me? Leave a message. I'll get back to it in the order it was received.
FYI, I've missed 14,337 phone calls in my life, and you're at the very bottom of that list. Grab yourself a smoke and call one of those hookers you used to get as pastimes. You're gonna be on hold for a while.
ETA: Oh, and your take on the solo to "Kid Charlemagne" still sucks. A little less rye and a little more practice would help you, there's a good kid.