CIJS?
Hi. I'm J A C K. What you don't realize when you stand here in the process of introducing yourselves is that I'm a nerd addict. If I saw you walking down the hall and didn't know you were one, I wouldn't have stopped to look. But! Here you are setting up your equipment, asking us if we have any IT related questions, explaining techy stuff to the boss, and well, you don't understand. It's me. Mama! Lol! I live for these moments! So while I wouldn't have looked twice if I had first met you at a bar, I'm here to say hi and offer you coffee, glass of water (we don't have water here, but I'll run across the street and buy you a glass and water), a back rub maybe. Heh. Heh. Oh, and you got a beard! And you over there, you wear glasses! And bangs. And you... you're (insert a description here that I can't say because rude). I can't. As I stand here and you say your names, I'm thinking... damn. I have a true fetish. I mean... damn, mama. As I'm walking back to my desk... I'm thinking... fuck you, Snow. No nerd is The Nerd. Eff. Go ahead. Have your fun with all the wildlings you can get your hands on. Enjoy. I'll be here eager to hear the stories and fuck yeah, enjoy them. I'll check out random nerds and watch them push up their glasses. But the day will come when I'll show you who's queen, and I'll show you what I do to the king of nerds.
Oh yeah. Back to my desk. It's um slow? Help?
Hi. I'm J A C K. What you don't realize when you stand here in the process of introducing yourselves is that I'm a nerd addict. If I saw you walking down the hall and didn't know you were one, I wouldn't have stopped to look. But! Here you are setting up your equipment, asking us if we have any IT related questions, explaining techy stuff to the boss, and well, you don't understand. It's me. Mama! Lol! I live for these moments! So while I wouldn't have looked twice if I had first met you at a bar, I'm here to say hi and offer you coffee, glass of water (we don't have water here, but I'll run across the street and buy you a glass and water), a back rub maybe. Heh. Heh. Oh, and you got a beard! And you over there, you wear glasses! And bangs. And you... you're (insert a description here that I can't say because rude). I can't. As I stand here and you say your names, I'm thinking... damn. I have a true fetish. I mean... damn, mama. As I'm walking back to my desk... I'm thinking... fuck you, Snow. No nerd is The Nerd. Eff. Go ahead. Have your fun with all the wildlings you can get your hands on. Enjoy. I'll be here eager to hear the stories and fuck yeah, enjoy them. I'll check out random nerds and watch them push up their glasses. But the day will come when I'll show you who's queen, and I'll show you what I do to the king of nerds.
Oh yeah. Back to my desk. It's um slow? Help?
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